Snot

You're full of it. You don't like it. Buuuut you don't like me trying to get it out a whole lot more. So you sniffle and you suffer. We try to make you laugh as best we can, it doesn't always work.

I'm pretty sure this is the worst cold that any baby has ever had in the history of the world.

I'm fairly certain that by the time you read this you will be all too aware of my love of hyperbole.
I appologize.